Sunday, August 3, 2008

Reminder: bounty still up for grabs


Keep in mind people: Venom Energy Drink is still prepared to deliver a lifetime supply of Venom to the intrepid individual who can bring in a Montauk monster alive.

In the future, there will be no currency, only Venom. And then your lifetime supply of Venom will make you the richest person in the world. Think about it.

2 comments:

Sidney said...

From the photos, Special Report have concluded that the montauk creature cannot be a raccoon because the legs appear to be too long in proportion to the body, a sea turtle because Sea turtles do not have teeth, a rodent because Rodents have two huge, curved incisor teeth in front of their mouths, a dog or other canine because the prominent eye ridge and the feet don’t match. Maybe it is a wild boar?

Raggle Fraggle King said...

Yes in the second picture the monster looks more like a pig but with tufts of fur on it. Wild Boar have fur...