Friday, August 1, 2008

Bounty still unclaimed!



Don't forget monster hunters: the lifetime supply of Venom Energy Drink payable upon the capture of a live Montauk Monster still unclaimed.

If you've got proof of your successful capture, send it to us at capturethebeast@gmail.com and we'll examine it carefully for veracity, truthfulness, consistency.

UPDATE: We've received a fair amount of email from people who have evidence that they have caught other monsters. If you have caught:
then you do not qualify for the lifetime supply of Venom Energy Drink. Please send evidence of any of the above to Loren Coleman. Except the last one; send that to TMZ.

SECOND UPDATE: We've been getting some rad fan art of the Montauk beakmonster. If you've got something cool that you've made, send it to us at capturethebeast@gmail.com and maybe we'll hook you up with some Venom.

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