Friday, August 1, 2008
Bounty still unclaimed!
Don't forget monster hunters: the lifetime supply of Venom Energy Drink payable upon the capture of a live Montauk Monster still unclaimed.
If you've got proof of your successful capture, send it to us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll examine it carefully for veracity, truthfulness, consistency.
UPDATE: We've received a fair amount of email from people who have evidence that they have caught other monsters. If you have caught:
Loren Coleman. Except the last one; send that to TMZ.
SECOND UPDATE: We've been getting some rad fan art of the Montauk beakmonster. If you've got something cool that you've made, send it to us at email@example.com and maybe we'll hook you up with some Venom.